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Voided Waranty
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the
luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to
find it Dead On Arrival.
Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the
dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously
Evasive Dealer: "Did you check to see whether the power
was on?"
"Of course."
DED: "Did you open the cover and check whether any of
the boards had shaken loose in shipping?"
"Of course."
DED: Then why are you calling me?"
"Well, you sold it to me and there has to be some kind
of warranty," pleaded the frustrated purchaser.
"Of course there is," replied the DED, "But
you voided the warranty when you opened the cover."
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