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Pakistani Travels with an Indian and a girl
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A pakistani,An Indian, a beautiful girl and an old
woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru
a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train
comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Pakistani are sitting
there looking perplexed.
The Indian is bent over holding his face which is red from
an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian must have tried to
kiss that girl and has got slapped.
The Indian is thinking : "Damn it, that Pakistani must
have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped
me.
The girl is thinking : "That Indian must have moved to
kiss me, and kissed the Pakistani instead and got slapped."
The Pakistani is thinking, "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap
that Indian again."
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