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Answering Machine!
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A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model
of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey,
phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
Sardar Questions
What will you call a sardar ji who JUSt likes to drink BEER?
JASBEER SINGH
What will you do to make a sardarji laugh on sunday?
Simple, tell him a joke on wednesday.
How many sardarjis will be needed to put a nail in wall?
Hundreds.
Ask why?
One sardar ji holds nail against wall and the rest will push
the wall from other side.
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